Dear Dr. Phil,Please let me begin by saying I love your show. My family and I are in desperate need of your intervention. Recently, my family acquired a baby. I knew there would be an adjustment period but I believe things have begun to unravel and I now find this situation untenable. My family ignores me, gives my lap-space away to others-that-will-not-be-named and often forgets that I enjoy tuna. All of the discretionary income for the family is being funneled into brightly colored plastic objects that now liter the house. Never is money spent on say a paid cat-petter or a professional lap sitter. I am constantly being shushed because the "someone" is sleeping. There has also been a large reduction of available laps, since the baby does not posess one. I am not sure how much longer I can take this. I look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely
FitzWilliam
I love this letter from Mr Fitz! He can come down here and sit in my lap anytime he wants! I will also make sure, if we come up there to see Ella before we see her down here, to put Mr. Fitz in my lap first. Poor Fitz.
ReplyDeletehahaha.